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The Pill Crusher - Humorous Tee for Medical Workers
The Pill Crusher - Humorous Tee for Medical Workers
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Some systems heal.
Some systems grind.
The Pill Crusher is a darkly satirical nod to institutional psychiatry, medication culture, and the assembly-line approach to “treatment.” Illustrated in bold, vintage comic-book style, this design turns a familiar hospital tool into a symbol of blunt force compliance — loud, uncomfortable, and intentionally ironic.
Perfect for:
- Psych nurses, techs, and providers who’ve seen some things
- Therapists, social workers, and clinicians with gallows humor
- Anyone who appreciates biting satire wrapped in retro comic aesthetics
Printed on a soft, durable black tee that lets the artwork punch through with high contrast and attitude. This shirt isn’t subtle — and it’s not supposed to be.
Wear it responsibly. Or don’t.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape and a clean silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain fit and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label for reduced skin irritation; REACH certified compliance
- Print methods: crisp Direct-to-Film (DTF) or vibrant Direct-to-Garment (DTG) sleeve/label printing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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