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The Pill Crusher - Humorous Tee for Medical Workers

The Pill Crusher - Humorous Tee for Medical Workers

Regular price $22.66 USD
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Some systems heal.

Some systems grind.

The Pill Crusher is a darkly satirical nod to institutional psychiatry, medication culture, and the assembly-line approach to “treatment.” Illustrated in bold, vintage comic-book style, this design turns a familiar hospital tool into a symbol of blunt force compliance — loud, uncomfortable, and intentionally ironic.

Perfect for:

  • Psych nurses, techs, and providers who’ve seen some things
  • Therapists, social workers, and clinicians with gallows humor
  • Anyone who appreciates biting satire wrapped in retro comic aesthetics

Printed on a soft, durable black tee that lets the artwork punch through with high contrast and attitude. This shirt isn’t subtle — and it’s not supposed to be.

Wear it responsibly. Or don’t.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathable comfort

- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape and a clean silhouette

- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain fit and prevent stretching

- Tear-away label for reduced skin irritation; REACH certified compliance

- Print methods: crisp Direct-to-Film (DTF) or vibrant Direct-to-Garment (DTG) sleeve/label printing

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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